Bullfrog Jump

Bullfrog jump in conjunction with a lilypad

Bullfrog croaking in 4/4 time

Alligator stealthily swims behind Bullfrog

thinks “Ima make this morsel mine.”

Bullfrog knows those rows of teeth

He's tired of this game, needs relief

Bullfrog doesn't wanna end up dead

So he hops a Greyhound to the city instead.

Bullfrog jump in conjunction with the sidewalk

Hopping feet carry him for a mile

Hipsters and jocks on all the blocks

All think Bullfrog's cramping their style.

Bullfrog struggles with communication

Uppity humans cause him frustration

They say he'd be better living in a coma

Instead he decides to get a diploma.

Bullfrog jump in conjunction with a college

Scores a BA in liberal arts

Work is scarce, but at least Bullfrog

Can be more eloquent with bullfrog farts.

Now Bullfrog thinks he's above this town

It's Americans who are getting him down

He wants to jam to a new vibration

So he jets to Europe for a vacation.

Bullfrog jump in conjunction with a helipad

Bullfrog flies though the air to Spain

Spanish flies are delectable to Bullfrog

Spanish sun causes Bullfrog pain.

An American frog in Spain has no cred

He realizes as his skin turns red

So he gives up the cities so harsh

and takes a boat to get back to his marsh.

Bullfrog takes a look around him

Thinks he found home or it found him

Laughs about all the times he had

(Though, let's face it, they were all bad.)

Bullfrog says he owns this place

He's the new king of the swamp, “all hail!”

Alligator snap in conjunction with a lilypad

That's the end of the bullfrog tale.