I like sausage stars.
Microcosms of sausage betwixt
An aurora of cheese
The pimentos and olives
Streak across the night sky
Bake for an hour in the heart of the sun.
I could fly
between the rings of ranch
past the peppers
around the wonton crystal
of the star's radiance
But if we're being frank
They're orbiting me
This time of year
I am awash in their glow
Shame, since everyone else
is always so full so early
But I am a black hole
I have not grown old of the radiance of stars
So I fill myself with a constellation
And sit happily as they supernova.
"Just as we are liars, we are also thieves. [...] That whole write-what-you-know thing? It’s not advice. It’s a curse. Don’t worry. We won’t use your soul exactly as it has been taken. We’ll fuck with it first. Molest it with our greasy ham-hands. Of course, you’ll be reading something and say, 'Is that me?' And the writer will say, 'No, no, of course not.' Because the writer is a stinky poo-poo liar who fucking lies." -Chuck Wendig, 2010
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Monday, December 20, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
The Shape of Lunch to Come
Consider the wrapped package:
A compact little treat
Inside there's more than meets the eye
Now, eyes, eye the meat
Consider now this tower
Apartments in a stack
Each floor's tenants all stare back at you
From the unsuspecting snack
Consider next the roof
The crispy golden bun
The gleaming dome your teeth will breach
Before the rest is done
Consider a tomato slice
Caressed by spicy mustard
The outside is an embryo
Around the deep red custard
Consider leaves of lettuce
Caught firmly in the middle
The crispness and the color prelude
Meaty child of griddle
I take the pickles off
because I don't really like them
Consider next the meat itself
A juicy, flame-broiled disc
While it's the crux of this meal
It leaves swiftly (tisk-tisk).
Consider cheddar cheese
The ying to patty's yang
It leaves you with a feeling
That makes you call out, “Dang.”
Now that you've finished off your meal
And gathered quite the scoop
Consider next the bathroom
So you can wash your hands.
(dedicated to 500 Degrees)
(dedicated to 500 Degrees)
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