Showing posts with label internets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label internets. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Googlife

returning to life after prison
the most amazing collection of plastic surgery
the world as you've never seen it
a characteristic that distinguishes objects that have
attempted assault
for prospective students
reinsured certain accident
created by
a free 3D virtual world where
returns to the force
games, movies, shows
dedicated to
financial instrument
easy to drink in
and more
company dedicated to
every one of the 1.8 million species that are named
nationally recognized for
an excellent source of B vitamins
stretching from
the brink of superstardom
humor and general interest
an American crime

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Numbers Game 12/15/10

5:

i haven't heard from you in ages! probably because we despise each other. i see you're doing well! probably because you say how badly everyone else is doing. you always seem so smart! probably because you quote so many smart people. you have so many friends! probably because they don't spend any time around you. you're always onto the next big thing! probably because you're never good enough at something to stick with it.

why don't we ever hang out?
probably because i'm afraid we're more alike than i know.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Formspring.me Poem

fuck off
i am sick and tired of hearing you speak
god i lose fifty brain cells every time you open your mouth
and you are so ugly
why can't you keep a boyfriend
why can't you keep a girlfriend
why can't you keep a friend
just come off your high horse
stop pretending you're better than everyone else
stop trying to achieve anything
stop moving
one of these days you'll realize how insignificant you are
i hope you get raped
i hope you get shot
i hope everyone you love turns their back on you because that is what you deserve

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Monday, December 13, 2010

Numbers Game 12/13/10

11:

i miss you! you've always been such a good friend, like when you offered to let me borrow your body, and even tried to teach me how to use it. we used to pal around so much back in the day...i was so chubby and you had the aura of scandal in every molecule within a yard of you. you care so much about me that you organize panels of cross-dimensional adjudicators just to figure out if i am still as nice as you used to think i was. lol! you're such an open book...no wonder I still don't understand you!

24:

you are so so so cute and flaky and nice and insensitive and fun and artificial and smart and untrustworthy and nerdy and obnoxious and clever and immature and sexy and impulsive and outgoing and weak and easy to talk to and you are breaking my heart and i can't wait to see you again!!!! :)