A Thanksgiving Poem

Let's give thanks

Let's get fat

Let's put on the pilgrim's hat

Let's go out

Let's stay in

Let's sit down for our din-din

Let's hold hands

Let's say grace

Let's all never leave this place

Let's eat turkey

Let's eat pie

Let's get full and drunk and die

Let us keep our faith as our world's shattering around us

Let us forget all the things that constantly surround us

Let us take our places and we'll let this moment ground us

Let us fuck

Let us fight

Let us kiss and say “Goodnight”

Let's all smile

Let's all beam

Let's spray on some nice whipped cream

Let's all laugh

Let's guffaw

Let's remove the things we saw

Let's have wine

Let's have beer

Aren't you glad that we're all here?

Right now we've got turkey carving,

But tomorrow, we'll be starving.